smell my ass (poem)

i think, "smell my ass"
to the landlord i think is mean
i'm a pacifist and also a pussy, i care
about my plants more than people
that is insane
i feel awful if i don't leave the house
if i do leave
i buy a beer and cheeseburger
and eat it sadly because i paid money
to kill myself

i do the same things as other people
but i think i do them better
i wish i never went to college
i wish i had a list my dad could've given
me of all the books i read in college
to save me money
all anyone ever needs is a library card
when i go to the library
i like to sit by the largest window
i can  find
to feel both inside and outside
at once
which is how i always try to be
inside and outside

here i go again!
writing a whole damn poem all about myself
again

: ' )

blH BLh BLh BLAH BLAH blah blah blah blah


this is what 'm loooking at rn:::




GODDAMN

I promise it's not that goddamn oppressive

from my POV it doesnt look like

sucha fucking prison



the sky is BLUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE


and.....BOY.....i sure am sick and tired of waiting for emails to send




U wont believe the morning i've had

ON the Lord's Day?

.....ooops
 ..........i forget .......
 : ' (((((


asdfasdf asdfasdf
as fasdads sas dad

BUT LEMME TELL U 


i'VE looked at my phhhhooo0OOONnne
I've BEEN*singing* onnnnLIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE
i've sat on the toliet approx 3-5 times
i haven't shat once
NOT ONCE
and only dribbled some piss
now i'm sitting on the floor because i can no longer be asleep
i'm sitting on the floor because i have no where to sit
i'm sitting on the floor because i like it
i'm sitting on the floor because that's how i've always done my writing
and i wont' changed that now!


I learned that the crust of the Earth is approx. 3-5 miles thick and is only about 1% of the planet's total volume.
I learned that the best sleeping position is shoving a pillow up your ass and passing out due to exhaustion.


This is ridiculous


and you wanna no the saddest thing?

*whispers* 


THIS IS ALL TRUUUUUUUUU


I'm spending all this money ...

LOL jk i dont have any money

and if i did

yeah
drugs

LOL jk

i dont do drugs anymore

except all the bad ones

i watched bologona sandwich video
s
on Youtube for like an hour before going to bed and truly felt like i understood
what it feels like to eat a bologna sandwich


culd you imaigne what it'd be like if your coworkers found out about all your mukbang vids?
i hope hthey wouldn't take it as a come-on
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.what fi they read your blog?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


!!!!
?
you think i'd give a shit>?
no way jose

i know youre reading this, jose
bastard''


these are hieroglyphics for a new age
what the techno-nomads will discover upon
buried under a saguro in the sonora desert
i see cats all night long
and the thumping bass of some distant song
without genre

outside in the picture describes 
two palms trees
on close and the other more distant
through the blinds this morning 
one soliditary plant resides next to the window
taking in what little sun
there is to offer today
but before we know it will be the afternoon
and people will have entered and re-entered buildings
burgers flipped
highways
driven
at home they will turn on the television
lava
fissures of earth cracking through like pimples
inside will feel so safe
the ticker underneath the news anchor
will appear alien and undecipherable
as hot air pressurizes the room




i'M READY TO RETURN TO PLANET EARTH
THIS TIME AS A GOOD BOY
THIS TIME WITH MY BACK CORRECTED
MY PILLOW ALL THE WAY IN
I'M READY TO BE ONE WITH WHATEVER
THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE



Disney camera

i bought this old disney digital camera at goodwill.
here is its product listing on amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Blue-Disney-3-0MP-Camera/dp/B00325U78K

it's a shitty camera: 3 megapixels, 4x optical zoom; not much going on in terms of specs, EXCEPT, this feature where you can overlay overlay these graphics onto your photos before you take them. so you can pose with mickey mouse or donald duck or whoever. it makes for a charming little camera actually.

the camera must have been previously owned by a child, given all the pictures of toys and cats, and i found a number of photos still in the memory card. here are some of them for your enjoyment.

Crowned women holding what appears to be flowers

A cat staring existentially

Cat staring existentially with Woody

Might be same as cat above, this time with Mickey Mouse hat

Lego friends

Anguished

A dratini


Pig-type Pokémon

A corphish

Pikachu-esque Pokémon with Stitch

I like this face

Dark yet happy face, perhaps menacing

Stitch with man

Charmeleon tacked by small Pikachu magnet (?)

Dumb face

Cat staring #1

Cat staring #2

Lego friends (closer) 
Stitch with Venom




Stitch with bird-guy 
Stitch with unknown character



Tired and/or fed-up cat

Exalted Meowth

Upside-down TV

Flathead alien with eyeballs on antennae 

Photo of camera box

Stitch with smiling skeleton pirate

Skeleton pirate solo

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